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July 11 2017



“Anaconda” still gets me so hyped like whenever it starts I’m just like


Sung the chorus in my head and it matches up perfectly 😂




one of my biggest fears is that the bathtub will fall through the floor while im in it

well at least you wouldn’t be under it

but i’d probably be naked and wet and scared and dirty and crying and somebody would have to help me afterwards and id be naked and id probably have whiplash but mostly id be naked and somebody would see me naked

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July 07 2017


me: im not really religious 

me after listening to praying:

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my new hot sentence prefix is “not to sound cosmic but…”

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I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes


we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

July 06 2017

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July 04 2017


If I see someone wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt in 2017, I automatically assume they’re on drugs.


happy independence day let’s impeach the president 

Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours


1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too. 

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors. 

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights. 

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched. 

6. If  child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment. 

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years. 

8. Racism is just not a thing. 

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus. 

10. The motherlode cheat. 

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Phat Girlz, 2006 (dir. Nnegest Likké)

Okay so this movie is so important

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This episode was iconic

Get Out (2017)


I think part of the reason Jim waited for Pam so long is because of the little moments where she showed interest. Like when Pam’s mom asked which one is Jim and then Jim had that little smirk on his face. I think he knew (obviously) that Pam talked about him and so that kept him going. Too cute. I love them.

July 03 2017

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this might be my favorite interaction on the feeds so far

July 02 2017




straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm*
straight people: gays are ruining marriage

Straight people: *creates a game show about strangers getting married*
Straight people: Sanctity of marriage. 

Straight People: (Create a game show about straight women competing to marry a man JUST because he’s rich)

Straight People: Marriage is SACRED

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I’m reblogging this every time I see it.


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the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

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